What is the world coming to? No one knows how to cook for themselves anymore!

A restaurant can be romantic, and takeout is all right once in a while, but does everyone have to resort to microwaving their dinners? Anyone can cook well with enough practice ( Read more... )

What fucking woman wants to be my personal cook? I promise to bite only the food and not you.

Unless you taste better than what you fucking make.

I guess I'll be taking night patrol again, since the rest of you are either busy or determined to attend this...

Cowboy Night. Whatever that is.

Shikibu, are you in?